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“Why We Shout In Anger”
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled ‘n asked.
‘Why do people shout in anger at each other?’
The disciples thought for a while. One of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout.’
‘But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner,’ asked the saint
The disciples gave some other answers, but none satisfied the other disciples.
Finally the saint explained.
‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.
‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small…’
The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper ‘n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other ‘n that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’
He looked at his disciples ‘n said.
‘So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.’
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
| When chemists die, they barium. |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? |
| Broken pencils are pointless. |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
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